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When all the Cardinals move into the Vatican it’s called a Conclave…

And when they all move out it’s Convlex

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The multi-pliers.

2. Do you know what mathematicians do after it snows?

They make snow angles!

3. Hey, have you ever noticed what’s odd?

Every other number!

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5. April is deaf history month.

You know, I never heard of it before.

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7. Someone asked me to be their online wife.

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8. How do math teachers like their pi?

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9. My wife asked me why I insisted on having her wear high heels when we went out to the horror festival.

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