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1. Why do cats annoy veterinarians?

They always say „meow“, but never where exactly…

2. What is James Bond called in the wizarding world?

Muggle07

3. Did you hear the one where Pavlov's dog meets Schroedinger's cat?

It rings a bell, but I may or may not know it

4. I'm trying to come up with a joke about carpentry

I don't know if it woodwork

5. Did you hear the one about the milk carton?

Not surprised, it didn't age well

6. How do two French dudes share files digitally?

Pierre to Pierre network

7. Mick was walking along in the outback when he came across his neighbor Bruce who had a sheep under each arm:

"G'day Bruce, you shearing?" "Nah mate, get your own. These beauties are for me!"

8. Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming at the Jersey Shore, the whole East Coast flooded

9. What is a soldier's most active day of the year?

March forth!

10. I don't like reading history books

The stories get repetitive

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