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What is James Bond called in the wizarding world?

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1. how was the fart frozen in place on a breezy day?

it broke wind

2. the newborn

a man is anxiously awaiting the birth of his son . soon the nurse comes and says your child is born but he has a defect , I'll let you see for yourself. the bring the baby and the baby is just one giant ear with arms and legs . the guy , horrified, looks at the ear and says "no matter , I will love you and raise you." to that , the nurse says "you need to speak up, he's deaf."

3. I was going to go to the Psyhic Prediction Convention this weekend but.....

It was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

4. Why doesn’t Superman like going into any ancient tombs when it’s dark?

He doesn’t want the crypt tonight.

5. Wrong number

Woman calls a record shop and gets a wrong number. Woman: Do you have "Two lips and six kisses?" Man: No, but I do have two balls and six inches. Woman: Is that a record? Man: No ma'am, that's average.

6. Did you hear about the guy who jumped into the water during a show at Sea World?

He said he did it on porpoise

7. A man walks in to a butchers shop...

Man: "Do you have sheeps testicles?" Butcher: "No, it's just the way these trousers hang."

8. I just came i in a roman numeral competition.

Won a holiday for ii.

9. Dad, can I have another onion?

No that’s shallot.

10. What do you call a stoic who loves fencing?

An epee-curian

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