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Yo mama’s so fat and ugly that, strippers themselves pay her to KEEP her clothes on

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1. What's the most popular dog breed among magicians?

Labracadabrador

2. From game last night

Scene: Star Wars rpg session GM: it’s like a tricorder. Me: no, it’s a do-or-do-not-corder. There is no try.

3. My family no longer has any income after my father got fired from the shoe factory, the bakery and the sausage shop.

He was the sole bread wiener.

4. An 85-year-old man wants to go golfing, but he's legally blind.

He's still in great physical shape and loves to golf, but he can never see where his ball goes. A woman in the pro shop tells him that her dad is 95 and loves to golf, but all of his friends are too old or have passed away. "He's *ninety five* and still golfs?" "Yep! Do you want me to set you guys up? He would love to shoot nine holes with you." A date is arranged and the two old men meet on the first tee. The 85 year old blind man tees off first and smashes his drive down the fairway, but quickly loses sight of the ball. "Did you see where it went?" he asked the 95 year old. "Yep!" "Where did it go?" "...." "I said where did it go?" "I don't remember..."

5. Used to enjoy singing at church but they kicked me out of the group when I refused to wear a robe.

They said it was rechoired.

6. What is a pachyderm in the room that everyone believes is unimportant?

An irrelevant.

7. Where does a bumblebee go to the bathroom?

At the BP station

8. Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station.

9. “Act like you’ve been there before” is a great rule of thumb to handle success.

And my grandfather’s dementia.

10. What do you call a distant dad?

A farther!

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