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Advanced-Two-9305 4 day.agoScene: Star Wars rpg session GM: it’s like a tricorder. Me: no, it’s a do-or-do-not-corder. There is no try.
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The keyboard. Everybody is pushing its buttons.
Patient: "Doctor, I'm worried that I'll overthink the possible mental side-effects for this new medication I'm on, and placebo myself into having them." Doctor: "No issue there. Just take these Placebo Prevention pills. They'll make sure you don't mentally-think yourself into side effects you don't actually have." Patient: "Thanks! What's in them?" Doctor: "Can't say, but they're guaranteed to work. Take care!" *****Doctor and nurse leave room**** Nurse: "What's in these Placebo Prevention pills? I've never heard of them." Doctor: "Absolutely nothing."
Father: “Of course, where do you think #2 pencils come from?”
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I just finally wanted to get a rise out of him.
I think the new theory is pretty batty.
I want to sweep the floor.
Instead of cutting a newborn they are just doing a symbolic circumcision where the mohel just touches the foreskin with a dull blade, pretending to cut, and then throws red glitter in the air to symbolize the blood. I asked a rabbi what he thought and he said “that’s pretty nuts.”
Gee I hope you know how to drive this thing 🐠🚙
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