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Your mama’s so old that whenever she visits the museum, it’s the fossils that take a tour of her.

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1. What does Santa tech his helpers?

Elfabet

2. What’s the most popular Christmas wine?

“But I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”

3. Why do bulls make terrible salesmen?

They charge too much.

4. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

5. My kid asked me what the 9th letter of the alphabet was.

...and I was right!

6. Yo mama so frickin' old her memory went back to when they were all FISH.

7. Patient says to the doctor: “Doctor, I have this ringing in my ear….”

The doctor replies: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”

8. Members that COMMENT/POST/BROWSE (but dont usually post/comment) somewhat frequently here, say I do AND WHICH APPLIES TO YOU. *NEW FLAIR* round 2

Round 2 of flair update! Also if you see top (#)% commenter/poster comment too Or even if your just a frequent upvoter

9. What did one casket say to the other casket?

Is that you coffin? I was my dads favorite

10. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

it goes back for seconds.

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