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Yo Mama so fucking stupid she thought Everyone in Hungary was Hungry

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1. Stage directions

I'm reminded of the stage instructions where the lead actress has to make her appearance holding a candle. Director instructs "Enter actress, with candle, right upper entrance." After embarrassed giggles and outright guffaws, the directions were changed to "Enter actress, with candle, left upper entrance."

2. Why did the Texas chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo that it could be done

3. How do girls laugh?

They go, "sheshe."

4. What's Bruce Lee's favorite fruity drink?

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5. My wife has the cutest little gemstone pin she likes to wear on her hat. But I accidentally broke it this morning.

I don't know how to brooch the subject to her.

6. What did the health inspector say to the restaurant owner before he shut the place down?

The thyme has cum

7. Don't ever throw sodium chloride at someone

That's a salt

8. They say one friend out of every group has a dark sense of humor.

If it's not you... it's definitely about you.

9. Why did the orphan go to church?

To find someone to call Father.

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