“What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Magic beer,” the guy says. “Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?” The guy shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile. “Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof—and plummets 15 stories to the ground. The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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Because they always take things literally...
They noticed the Milky Way. 🤠🐮🐄❣️
Because people never see it coming.
Holding cows together
His face lights up every time he opens it…..
Flesh Prints of Bel Air.
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An udder disaster.
That’s unherd of.
He said "I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"I said "Sure... 90."
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