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How long is my penis?

How long is yo Mama's throat?

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2. I thought about writing a poop joke

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3. Why do cats make bad dj's?

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4. What is the advantage of having sex with a dead body?

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5. What’s the difference between a balloon and a vagrant?

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7. Yo mama so old, she booty calls me on a rotary phone.

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