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How do you know if a southern girl is a virgin... She can out run her brothers.

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1. A couple sits down for their first couples therapy session....

The therapist says, "Ok thanks for coming in today. Let's start with something you guys both agree on." The husband repliies, "Well, neither one of us like sucking dick."

2. Three logicians walk into a bar.

Bartender: “Do all of you want a beer?” First logician: “I don’t know.” Second logician: “I don’t know.” Third logician: “Yes.”

3. Three men on the boat want to smoke, but they only have two cigarettes and no matches, what do they do?

Throw away one cig so the whole boat gets a cigarette lighter.

4. I turned over a new Leaf today.

The Nissan dealership was not happy!

5. Someone removed two panes of glass from my Kia last night

They were the windows to my Soul.

6. Somebody from a city in California who is arrogant about the sandcastles he builds has a

Sandy ego!

7. What do you call a lion whose car brakes down 10 km before he reached the zoo?

A taxi.

8. A man found a lamp on the beach, rubbed it and out popped a genie!

As you might expect, the genie said, "Thank you for releasing me -- I grant you three wishes!" Without hesitation the man said, "For my first wish, I want you to get a hearing aid." The genie was perplexed and said, "That's an odd wish. May I ask why that?" "Well, I've heard horror stories about wishes before and I really don't need a million ducks or a 12 inch pianist."

9. Her side job

Needing some extra cash, a young flight attendant started to gig a few call girl jobs. It was funny- whenever a guy inserted his member, she couldn’t break her habit of saying ‘Welcome aboard!’

10. I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.

It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

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