Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
A_men_of_culture 1 year.agoBecause he laughs "HOE HOE HOE"
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They are investigating whether there was any fowl play.
What's wrinkled and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire's face.
I told him it’s the only way I win arguments. He said, “What do you mean *you* win?” Now we both have to see a therapist.
I have to split.
After some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”
“I’ll be bock-bock-bock!”
A trophy
dyslexic snake
Turns out Lou had eaten it, it was in Lou
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