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Yo Mama so stupid, when I told her a cactus was succulent, she tried to eat it.

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1. I recently found some berries that absolutely none enjoys.

Robberies

2. How many bus rides does it take to weave a rug?

I don't know, but I know you need to use a shuttle.

3. I’m guilty of being slothful and proud

It was a struggle sneaking the animals past customs.

4. What do you call a truckload of dildos?

Toys for Twats.

5. I left some planks of wood in my friends garden

I hope it doesn't cause a-fence

6. What did the pirate do when he had a grievance?

Contacted H Arrrrr

7. If a King sleeps on a king mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress

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I discovered something crazy today! I was brushing my dog and when I pulled back his collar, I saw that he’s bald under all that fur!

9. Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

10. I left the self-raising flour out on the counter all week

It never moved once

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