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What is a difference between a dog and elephant

You need a bigger blender for elephanth when making a smoothie..

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1. My great grandfather who's a Holocaust survivor told me this joke.

A Holocaust survivor dies, goes to Heaven and meets God. He tells him a Holocaust joke. God says, "That's not funny." The Holocaust survivor replies, "Well, I guess you had to be there."

2. Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub

One says to the other, “Please pass the soap.” The other says, “No soap, radio!”

3. The inventor of the Jack in the box has died...

The nervous energy that filled the room as they wheeled his coffin in was intense!

4. I was at the hardware store yesterday and got scammed….

>! I guess I was screwed over !<

5. I went for a massage

It was a male masseur, during the massage I asked him, "Is it normal to get an erection during a massage?" He said, "Sure, it happens." I said, "Oh, well could you at least keep it out of my face".

6. I heard this one at the game last night

What do you call it when a rooster is looking at lettuce? A chicken sees your salad. Go loons! MNUFC!

7. What do you call a medieval camel with 4 humps?

Sir Humpsalot

8. Dating is like going to a casino

As soon as you feel like things are finally going your way, a moment later you're broke, wondering how it all went wrong while you stand out in the cold, reeking of cigarettes and booze.

9. The doctor gave me six months to live

When I asked him if I could do anything to live longer, he told me to get married. He said it won't make you live longer, but it'll be the longest six months of your life!

10. What was the dirtiest thing said on television in the 50s?

Ward, you were a little hard on the Beaver last night

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