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1. Why don’t Giraffes play Poker in the jungle?

Because there are too many Cheetahs!

2. I was touring a monastery and when I passed the kitchen I saw someone making chips. “Are you the friar?” I asked. “No” he replied. “I’m the chip monk.”

3. Can 2 vegans have a beef with each other?

4. What did the icy road say to the car?

Wanna to go for a spin?

5. Customer: What shall I eat today? Waitress: You can have frog’s legs, chicken livers, calves brains or -

Customer: Never mind the diagnosis, just give me a menu.

6. Yo mama so poor, she took out a mortgage on a cardboard box

7. How do snowmen get information?

They search on the winter-net…..

8. He's not ready for the snow storm

But he's such a good friend, I offered to treat his driveway and give his car a jump, even if it means getting arrested for a salt and battery

9. Orphan jokes

Whats the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan? The prisoner is wanted. What’s an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising What does an orphan call a family photo? A Wishlist.

10. Why do fungi have to pay double bus fares?

Because they take up too mushroom!

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