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Old boy goes to see his doctor

This old bloke goes to see his doctor. He hasn't been feeling well and the doctor recommends he takes a series of blood tests. The next day he goes to the pathology centre and has a couple of vials of blood taken. Two days later the doctor calls him in. "I've got some bad news," the doctor says. "You've got terminal cancer and Alzheimer's." "Alzheimer's?!" he says. "Well at least it's not cancer."

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