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What did the kinder surprise chocolate say to the guy from Alabama who was having the chocolate for the first time ?

Surprise motherfucker !

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Come on baby, light my fire.

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3. Someone accused me of breaking into his car and stealing his subwoofer.

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4. I tried selling belts made out of old watches....

Turns out it was a waist of time.

5. What did the dad say when he had to stop digging a hole in his yard because it filled up with water?

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6. What do rape victims and apps have in common?

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9. The French wars of succession were such pedantic times.

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