A man ran over a woman with a car, who is wrong?

Before them was a glittering idol, solid gold and encrusted in precious stones. They stuffed it into their pack and continued exploring, when suddenly they were surrounded by an African tribe. Fierce jungle warriors, wrapped in animal skins and wearing necklaces of human teeth and ears, pointing razor-sharp spears at the terrified explorers. The tribal chief approached them and cried out, "You have stolen the idol of our ancestors!!! You must now choose your fate!" He pointed to the first explorer and said "Death, or Bongo-Bongo?" The explorer didn't need long to think: "Well, I sure don't want to die, I' guess I'll take that Bongo-Bongo". The tribe leapt upon him, tore off all of his clothes, bent him over a tree stump, and one by one brutally "had their way" with him. One after the other, five, ten, twenty warriors, each more vicious than the last. Finally, it was over. The explorer staggered away, blood streaming down his bruised thighs. He collapsed sobbing on the ground as the chief pointed to the second explorer. "What shall be your choice? Death... or Bongo Bongo??" The explorer shook his head. "After seeing that, I guess I'll just choose death!" "SO BE IT!!!" The chief called. "DEATH BY BONGO BONGO!!!"

If you didn’t know, now you know!

Pete.

I mean, I just crastinate; crastination is fine for me, I'm pretty sure I could turn 'pro' one day, (when I get all this other stuff done).

He orders a sandwich, and when he is finished he pulls out a gun, fires it into the air and walks out the door. A man exclaims "What the hell was that about!" and the bartender says "that's typical of pandas." He pulls out an encyclopedia and opens it to the panda section. "See it says right here, 'eats shoots and leaves'"

The funnel will be held tomato.

Idk who they are—I haven't met them either.

when it's down, you've got 2 of them.

Red Hot Chilli Preppers.

But she turned the other cheek!