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1. A nun was taking a bath when she heard a knock at the door

She shouted out, "who's there" a voice replied it's the blind man, she says "come in" he replies nice tits now where do you want the blind!!

2. Where’s do pirates dock their ships when visiting America?

Ann Arbor

3. Three cats walk into a bar, the third one limping, with its paw in a bandage, after an encounter with a local beagle.

As they’re about to order, the bartender holds his hand up to stop them and says, “I think I have just the thing for each of you.  Give me a minute.”  He returns in a moment and gives the first two cats each a bowl of milk.  He hands a bowl with a single piece of fur to the third cat. Puzzled, the third cat asks “What’s this supposed to be? Why do you think I’d want a piece of fur?”  The bartender says, “Well, that’s not just any piece of fur, it's the hair of the dog that bit you.”

4. I didn't have enough calcium to dissolve the snitches' corpses, but luckily I had a substitute...

Barium.

5. I used to get small shocks touching metal objects but recently it has stopped.

You know what? I'm exstatic

6. What do you call a street walking nun?

A Roman Catholic

7. What do you call a dog with no legs?

(with a southern drawl) Don't matter, he ain't comn'

8. A pirate walked into a bar.

9. 3 people were in an island

and they were told by a tribe that each one should go get a fruit and shove it deep inside his ass. the first one got an apple. after he put it, he screamed so they killed him, the second guy got grapes, after he put it he burst out laughing, after they asked him why he was laughing he said i couldn't resist after i saw the third guy with 2 watermelons

10. What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bulldozer

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