Why don't the Japanese people do shroom?

Because the last time someone gave them mushrooms a lot of people turn into smoke

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Yo mamma so medium her clothes can talk to ghosts.

2. Yo momma so fat she was in the road and I swerved around her and ran out of gas.

3. Did you hear the one about the beach ball who helped a vegetable break out of prison?

He sprung a Leek

4. I dropped my knife and cut off a toe

After the surgery to reattach it, the doctor comes in. Doctor: I have some good news and bad news. Me: Tell me the bad news first doc. Doctor: The bad news is they mistook a piece of candy for your toe. Me: No way. Whats the good news? Doctor: The good news is the surgery was successful. Me: What are you trying to say? Doctor: You now have a Tic-Tac toe.

5. Why wouldn't Elmer Fudd rob the liquor store?

It was too whiskey.

6. How much to rainbows weigh?

Not much. They’re pretty light.

7. I think trust is essential in a relationship!

I mean, if you really don’t trust a woman, how would you know she’s not gonna tell your wife?

8. In getting ready for the new month at work, I went to tear April off of my desk calendar. I accidentally tore off two months

I am so dismayed

9. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

10. Chris Martin fell into a vat of custard

And he was all yellow

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