Because it met a black guy before the zebra crossing.
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That's okay Dad. Mom once told me in secret that my younger sisters aren't yours
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He sets a speed trap.
At his grave I said “Bro, I miss you so much. My wife’s seven months pregnant — maybe come back as my kid?” Two months later, she gave birth to a big, healthy boy. As he’s grown, I can’t help but notice… he looks exactly like my best friend. Honestly, I think my prayer worked — and I couldn't be happier!
will get into your house through a 2mm crack in a bathroom window, but can't find its way out even if you have the side of your house taken off
...to which he responded "Right baguette 'cha!"
A dreadnaughty.
Too much suspense.
So I packed my things and right.
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