Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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iRape_Ur_Used_Condom 1 year.ago"And I love you tons" I replied. “Wow fine, you don't have a nickname for me?" She said angrily. Sometimes I swear the fat cunt's going deaf.
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How you poo-in?
"What's your act?" asks the ringmaster. "I do bird imitations," says the man. "Forget about it!" says the ringmaster. "No-one comes to the circus to see bird imitations." "Fair enough," says the man, and flies out of the tent.
Does that make bubble wrap?
A beggar knocks on the door of a house and says to the rather fat housewife, who opens the door for him: "I'm hungry! I haven't eaten for a whole week!" he complains. "Oh, lucky man!" the housewife exclaims. "If only I had such a strong will.
Houndini
Last night, had a fight with my wife. She said she doesn't even want to see me alive anymore and shouted very rudely at me. Today morning she woke happily, kissed me and said, "Can we trip to Kashmir? " Dude c'mon I mean I love Kashmir, but how do I deal with all these mood swings? Edit : you gotta watch Indian news to get the idea.
A toot fairy
He said "They doubled the price of the hexagonal thing with a threaded hole." I said "That's nuts!"
He always said "aye when ye get Bonnie bared don’t pollute!”
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