Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Strong-Beyond964 1 year.agoPlant doesn’t scream when I bury it.
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It's whey pasture bedtime.
That she could be a Marxist Utopia.
The baa-baas.
Thanos had to give her an applause (I have stored this since I saw infinity war and it finally found where I stored it)
Because they'd quack up.
A puffin.
A wise quacker.
A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" The cashier responds, "Sorry, we don't have any grapes here." The next day, the same duck walks into the same store and asks the same cashier, "Do you have any grapes?" Annoyed, the cashier says, "No, I told you yesterday we don't have any grapes. And if you come back asking for grapes again, I'll nail your beak to the floor!" The following day, the duck returns to the store and cautiously asks the cashier, "Do you have any nails?" The cashier replies, "No, why would we have nails?" The duck then asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.
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