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Ghosting people is so easy for me...

Must be genetics. Shoutout to my dad.

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(Don't\_Fear)The Reefer by Blue Oyster Cult

2. Yesterday I had a pee so bad I went into a woman's bathroom. Is that really so bad?

But the police said I shouldn't even have been in her house.

3. A horse groomer was worried about being laid off. I told him....

Don't worry about it. You have stable income.

4. You should be careful when comparing yourself to others.

Everyone involved might end up in tiers.

5. Dads are a lot like boomerangs.

No matter how hard I try, I can't get mine to come back.

6. I used to be addicted to playing soccer with nuns.

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7. Some unpleasant ladies in a pyramid scheme were shilling for alkaline water.

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8. My wife asked me to flip the calendar to the next month...

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9. How did Blue know Yellow was calling?

He saw the Color ID

10. Royal wedding

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