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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

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1. Santa’s nephew Nikki was diagnosed with intestinal cancer and required surgery to remove it. Unfortunately, the surgery wouldn’t be covered by Nikki’s insurance.

Santa told Nikki, “Never fear — just get yourself to the ho-ho-hospital and I’ll take care of things.” Santa filled out the insurance forms and claimed Nikki as his own son. A couple months after the surgery, a representative of the insurance company contacted Santa and said that after a careful review of the claim, it was going to be rejected due to a grammatical error. Santa didn't completely understand the explanation, but at least got that it had something to do with a semi-colon in a dependent Claus.

2. Did you hear about naive woman who went out fishing with three guys?

She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper.

3. I was robbed by six dwarves today...

...not happy.

4. An old man walks into a bar

He orders a drink (April fools).

5. Did you hear about the nun who was naked?

I guess she was out of her habit!

6. P Diddy is going through a lot of trials and tribulations.

I mean, mostly trials.

7. Mi dick was in the Guiness World Records book!

Well, at least until the librarian told me to fucking pull it out

8. from the quick-response portion of a british game show

“if a hair piece is made of hair, what is a codpiece made of?” _’herring’_ “CORRECT” (this line of questioning brought to you by last night’s dreamscape)

9. We couldn’t afford aphabet soup when I was a kid and our vocabulary suffered.

All we had were Spaghetti O’s.

10. What does an astronomer do when his child’s hair gets too long?

Eclipse it.

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