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How do cops like their coffee?

Black, with a couple of shots

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2. I hate it when people say age is only a number.

Age is clearly a word.

3. Why are doctors so focused on the aesthetics instead of my issues?

What does it matter if it's a cute liver failure or an ugly one? Just fix it!

4. I am making a documentary on how to fly a plane

We are currently filming the PILOT

5. My wife asked me "Is it just me or the Cat is getting fat"

Apparently, It's just you was not the right answer.

6. What to call a chicken that worships 8 armed cows?

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7. What do you use to shave an elephant?

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