Did you hear about the blind rabbi?

She was one of a kind.

Me : it’s ok, i balance it with a low level of sex magik.

Where else would you hear all of these sayings? "Put it in the hole." "You nailed that one." "Pull it out? No, leave it in!" "Threesomes" "I've got a stiff shaft." "Hang on a moment. I've got to wash my balls. "Snuck that one in the back door." "Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more." “This looks a little tight. I’m gonna have to wedge it.” "Try my wood and see what you think." "Try griping down on the shaft." "Excuse me, but I believe your shaft is bent and no longer functional."

They're hill areas.

A veteranarian

LET’S GO CATCH IT *stole this from my uncle after my aunt sneezed :)

I was accused of taking Stock-home.

In cellophane.

**Farmer Joe appears at the local police station with tears in his eyes and reports that he found his donkey dead in the stable this morning.** ***The police officer asks whether there are any signs of a crime.*** **Farmer Joe honestly replies that the donkey was old and sick, and after some suffering, he finally passed away.** ***The policeman is puzzled and asks why Joe has come to the police station.*** **The farmer replies, "Well, I just wanted to inform the next of kin."**

He says it’s not an issue because he can quit at any time