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1. I covered my entire house with gift wrap.

I want to live in the present.

2. "Dad", my son asked me, "Where do you find all of those awful 'Dad' jokes?"

In a dada base.

3. A young buddhist monk asked an old buddhist monk:

-can I ask you: how low should I bow my head when meditating, to reach Nirvana ? -old monk: "*hello, hello, hello, how low*" ? -young monk: "*I found it hard, it's hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind*" -old monk: eh, these young monks change their mind so quickly, he "*smells like teen spirit*" -young monk: that"s not true! -old monk: "* A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial*" Quotes taken from the song " Smells like teen spirit" by "Nirvana" 🎼🎵🎶🎸🥁🎸 https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?feature=shared written by David Grohl, Krist Novoselic, Kurt Cobain (+1994), All rights reserved © BMG Rights Management, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd. ps. please pray 🙏for California and all other places which need rain 🌦️, and for the victims of the fires and other catastrophies...

4. A guy goes to the psychiatrist wearing a trash bag.

He says, “Boy am I GLAD to see you!”.

5. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

6. First person: I’m building a model of Mt. Everest. Second person: Is it to scale?

First person: No, to look at.

7. Did you hear about the forest ranger who saved a large buck from falling off a cliff by holding on to its antlers?

He was holding on for deer life

8. How do you cool down a chicken when it’s too hot?

Dip it in Ranch!

9. Yo mama so nasty, when she takes a bath, Sebastian sings "Under the Sea"

10. Yo Mama So Stanky, she doesn’t have a PO Box, she got a “Pee-Ew” Box 🤮

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