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What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke

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1. What goes clip clop clip clip clip clop clip clop BANG! clip clop clip clop clip clop?

Amish drive-by shooting

2. I just had twin daughters

I named one Kate and the other Replicate

3. Did you hear the one about three French cats in a leaky boat?

Un deux trois cats sank.

4. My friend’s mad because he thinks I stole his donkey

I told him I was only going to burro it.

5. What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

6. Why couldn't the computer take its hat off?

Because the caps lock was on!

7. What kind of teacher never farts in public?

A private tutor

8. Jeff epstien defense

Jeffrey epstein could have had a verry simple defense. A note to the court: Please excuse jeffery from prison today. He's a very good boy Signed, Epstein's mother

9. I can never tell if sad furries are actually sad…

They keep saying “OwO is me…”

10. This video game I'm playing has tons of cats you can interact with, but they all look the same.

I mean, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

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