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what's the difference between a tray and an orphan?

the tray gets picked

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1. My local apothecary has two brothers that are farmers.

One brother is farmer A, another is farmer B and she is pharmacy.

2. What happened to the battle rapper who traveled the Oregon trail?

He died of dissentary.

3. I hate spelling mistakes...

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

4. Did you hear the girl with one leg got a new job?

She works at IHOP.

5. Why did the butcher hate Gmail?

Too much spam

6. Two different doctors worked together on my knee surgery.

It was a joint operation.

7. I was putting my 6yo Son to sleep

He said: "Dad I have Kidneys. You have Dadneys"

8. What idiot called him Harry Houdini

And not the Escape GOAT

9. how was the fart frozen in place on a breezy day?

it broke wind

10. the newborn

a man is anxiously awaiting the birth of his son . soon the nurse comes and says your child is born but he has a defect , I'll let you see for yourself. the bring the baby and the baby is just one giant ear with arms and legs . the guy , horrified, looks at the ear and says "no matter , I will love you and raise you." to that , the nurse says "you need to speak up, he's deaf."

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