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How do we know Santa isn’t Jewish

Because He goes down the chimney not up

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1. How come they call it "living in the Arctic"...

...and not "ice-olation"?

2. How do you get Pikachu’s attention?

Pokémon the shoulder.

3. Can anyone tell me?

Why do meteorites always land in craters?

4. My friend tells me their home has a laundry shoot.

That's one competition I'd never heard of.

5. I went for a walk today and I saw no people. I passed a slice of apple pie, a hot fudge sundae, and a piece of cheesecake.

The streets were strangely desserted.

6. My late grandfathers favorite Easter joke. Knock knock.

Who's there? Ether. Ether who? Ether Bunny!! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Another Another who? Another Ether Bunny!! Knock Knock Who’s there? Stilla Stilla Who? Stilla Another Ether Bunny!! Knock Knock Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo Who? Car go beep beep run over all the Ether Bunnies. Knock Knock Who’s There? Boo Boo Hoo, don’t cry, Ether Bunnies be back next year!

7. what do sperm and lawyer have in common?

one in 3 million can be a human

8. Went to Easter Mass and the Catholic Priest got smoke on me.

I was incensed.

9. Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job still sucks.

10. What's the opposite of isolate?

You so early

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