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1. My friend Lee wishes to rename himself to "Francis", upon asking why.. he said:

It sounds PriestLee

2. You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

3. What were the dentist's last words aboard a crashing flight?

Brace yourselves

4. Did you know the Grinch is the most average Who in Whosville?

He's a mean one, that Mr. Grinch.

5. What's a dentist's favorite game?

Tooth or Dare

6. People ask me how I always spell everything correctly.

It's because I know how to right.

7. What is Han Solo’s favorite snack?

Milk and wookiees

8. Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere. 🌙

9. What do you call a scientist who is always turned on ?

An horny-thologist

10. As a kid, I had a bad stutter, and one day I was trying to tell everyone Nanna had passed away, but as I was telling them ...

... they all started singing Hey Jude.

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