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What is the opposite of Christopher Walken called?

Christopher Hawken

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When I beat her with a hammer 47 times, she shattered!!!😂😂😂

2. Yo mama’s so fat…

That instead of ordering a steak rare, medium or well-done, she says, “Knock the horns off the bull, and bring it to me on a leash.”

3. what happens when you throw a stick of butter out of the window

you see butterfly

4. Why doesn't the soccer player use social media?

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5. You know, Santa Clause actually has a dirty mind

Because he laughs "HOE HOE HOE"

6. I am not a human being but I wear a jacket. Who am I ?

A BOOK

7. Yo momma is such a hoe

When she found out Santa's coming to town, she shaved her coochie just in case.

8. I think it's time we ban your momma jokes.

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9. How do you change SEVEN to an even number ?

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