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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

She is watching our wedding video again.

2. When I was in Poland I went to see their parliament in session

It was the Sejm as any other

3. What piece of clothing accessories you should never trust?

"sus"penders

4. If I had a mostly red cat,

I’d name him Synonym.

5. A mother calls for one of her twins.

Mother: Yanny! Laurel: Yeah?

6. What's the difference between snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

7. I just wanted to let you know, I am going through a lot right now

I will make it to the car soon

8. Just wanted to let everyone know I am going through a lot right now

Will have made it to the car soon

9. Chicken Wrap

My 5yo son asked me what I was making for lunch and I said “a chicken wrap”. He then asked me “How do you make a chicken wrap?” I said without pause “You give it a funky beat”. My best work and it went straight over his head. No one else was there to hear.

10. When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.

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