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avatar IamNotSuppostToexist 1 year.ago

How does a gay person kill a dragon

he SLAY" it

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1. Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages

This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

2. I left the self-raising flour out on the counter all week

It never moved once

3. I was doing some decorating so I got out my step ladder.

I don't get on with my real ladder.

4. Sir Lancelot had fought a bitter battle all day, and didn't want to quit when his horse was killed.

Despite the thunder, lightning and the rain, he managed to stagger to a nearby farmhouse where he asked the farmer to lend him a horse so he could return to battle. "I'm afraid I don't have any horses to spare, but I have a large St. Bernard dog you could use." Sir Lancelot took one look at the huge shaggy dog and then at the dark and stormy sky. "Surely," he said, "you wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this."

5. What do you call a pig that practices karate?

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6. John Lennon's Calendar

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7. How tall is Old McDonald’s son?

He’s knee high, knee high oh.

8. If you raise chickens...

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9. How do you get flies out of a Foot Locker store?

Tell them to shoe!

10. Chinese Song

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