Because he wasnt walter black
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They're just really down to earth people.
It was a tie.
"This is a helluva way to spend Easter."
It's called Anonymous Anonymous
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
I tell my kids "You know who's putting all these wind turbines, right? Mercedes". Gets both the groan and eye roll from the missus
Lost my job at the bank. Girlfriend is gonna be pissed. I don't know how to tell her.
You marry her
A little boy with a wooden eye went to his first school dance. All of children were dancing except for him and a girl with a hairlip. He decided to go ask her if she would like to dance and she replied, “Would I! Would I!” He started to cry and shouted back at her, “ Hairlip! Hairlip!” And ran off.
If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start you car.
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