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My word neighbour can up to me and said, "you know the difference between a dead prostitute and a Rolls Royce?", I said, "no I don't", and he said, "well I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage".

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1. I once entered a competition to win the title of the most considerate lover.

Unfortunately, I came first.

2. What type of credit card did Christopher Columbus get?

A discover card

3. My gay friend finally admitted she was a plant mom

So I asked her if she was getting a child from Plant Parenthood

4. Actors and directors feel like they can accomplish anything at the upcoming film festival.

They have a real Cannes-do attitude.

5. Why do KGB Agents travel in 3's?

One to read, one to write, and one to watch the two intellectuals.

6. What’s the prequel of the hunger games called?

The Peckish games

7. LPT: Never date Egyptian divers.

When there’s issues, they tend to always go straight into the Nile.

8. What is it called when you try to catch the frontman of the Police doing a crime?

a Sting Operation

9. So I tried opening a pub for dwarves.

I got the furniture specially made, everything from counters and tables to restrooms were made to fit the intended clientele, but the code inspector shut it down. What hurts the most is when he told me how disappointed he was, as it was a very low bar...

10. What’s a construction worker’s favourite genre of music?

Drill.

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My word neighbour can up to me and said, "you know the difference between a dead prostitute and a Rolls Royce?", I said, "no I don't", and he said, "well I don't have a Rolls Royce in my garage".

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