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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

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1. Pakistani Dad Jokes

What did the biryani say to the kebab? "Stop grilling me, bro!"

2. A patient rushed in and said, “Doc, you gotta help me - a witch turned me into testicles!!”

I thought, *man*, *this* *guy* *is* *nuts*.

3. What do you call a fake dad?

A faux pas.

4. Listening to Lady Gaga ruined a picnic with my girlfriend in Italy.

Things were going fine until we were caught with bad Rome ants.

5. Pun enters a room, kills 10 people

Pun in, 10 dead

6. What do you call a European subregion full of gossip and rumors?

Scandalnavia!

7. Why did Trump build a fence around his dog?

It was a border collie. (Not sure if this joke counts as political so feel free to not allow it)

8. I have many hidden talents.

What are they? I don't know. They are all hidden.

9. Police are investigating a death involving a broken calculator. Currently there are no signs of foul play…

But something doesn’t add up

10. My lizard kept going limp like he was playing dead.

Turns out he had a reptile disfunction.

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