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A lizard told another, "Everyone missed you at yesterday's party. Why didn't you come?"

"I was busy lifting the building." Murmered another Lizard.

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1. My friend finally got certified to cook Italian food…

He pasta exam.

2. What do you call a religious person who’s addicted to felines?

A Cat-holic

3. Once God sat on my very being.

It was soul crushing.

4. What disease is most common among youtubers?

Influenza

5. What did the atheist say after winning a debate?

Thank God finally I won.

6. My doctor asked, "You have that weird fetish of masturbating on pages, right?"

 "Yes, doc," I said, "but how did you know?" He replied, "Because I wasn't able to open your medical records."

7. I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex

He's a small arms dealer

8. I just got my postman arrested for public indecency.

He came in the mail.

9. did you hear about the engineer in the fried chicken restaurant!

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10. Timmy, shamefully I once strayed in my marriage to your mom. You're not her son.

That's okay Dad. Mom once told me in secret that my younger sisters aren't yours

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