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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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1. Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy, they look like she’s got a Tangela in a head lock.

2. Yo mama is so short, Yoda carried her around in his backpack.

3. What kind of candy do you find on a playground?

Recess pieces.

4. One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?

About nine and three quarters……

5. Yo Mama so old

She has to renew her birth certificate this year.

6. Your Mama so fat

It took explorers 10 years to get to the other side

7. Yo mama so fat, that when the Melinium Falcon came out of light speed, Obi Wan said, "That's not a moon, it's Yo Mamma".

8. Yo mama so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio

9. Yo mama is so ugly

When the eye of sauron stares at her, he got blind and vanished

10. Yo mama is so fat

Galactus can't even eat her

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