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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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1. What Should You Do if Your Partner Starts Smoking?

Slow down and use more lube

2. What do you call it when one of the Beastie Boys sends an email that they’re gonna be out sick?

Ill communications

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4. After his accident, and the huge settlement he received as a result, my engineer friend has had the time and resources to work on inventions 24/7.

We were having a beer the other day when he demonstrated his latest work: Stealth technology for his wheelchair. Though it was very impressive, I did feel the need to remind him: "You can hide, but you can't run."

5. Where do you wait to see the lion at the zoo?

In the fe-line!

6. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

"Elephiono!?"

7. Where does a cat store its happiness?

In its purrrse!

8. I love shoes

They've got sole

9. A Death Row Guard walked down a long corridor to the last cell on the left.

He turned and asked the female prisoner "What would you like to eat for your last meal? She replied "I dunno, whatta you want?"

10. Scientists have successfully built a device that bring people back from the dead.

They took 3 corpses into the lab and ran experiments. Subject 1 gets revived and thanks the scientists for saving him from Hell. Subject 2 gets revived and proceeds to scold the scientists for bringing him away from Heaven. Subject 3 gets revived and immediately runs away. When asked, he replies: "What the hell, I was playing Doom! Why'd you bring me here?"

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