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The kind one hit 10 times, and the evil one hit 2 times. Because good always triumphs over evil.
Dadneys.
No pun in ten did.
They said to bring nothing and don’t come early.
Because they hear a lot of 'You really need to make your mark'.
The man says: "First, I'd like to open my bank account, and see there 10 million dollars. Second, I'd like to walk up to my garage, and see a brand new Bughatti Mistral. Third, I'd like to reach my doorstep, and see a beautiful wife greeting me." "Granted," says the genie. "Although I'm quite perplexed why you chose to spend all three wishes on the same thing." With these words, the genie handed the man a VR headset.
BRAzil.
Cappu-chinos.
That place will be crawling with pussy.
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