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DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE. If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid. Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW??? Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them. Thank you, A Dad.

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2. For Star Wars day; What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm!

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5. What is an elephant's favorite novel genre?

High phantasy.

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7. I went to a nightclub last night but it was a total sausage fest.

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9. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?

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