SpacedGeek 4 year.agoA girl asks her boyfriend to come over for dinnerA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner. The girl tells her boyfriend that she would like to "do it" for the first time. The boy is ecstatic but he has never done it before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for over an hour and tells the boy everything there is to know about protection. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy whether he would like the 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. Boy picks the family pack because he thinks he will be really busy since it is his first time. The boy shows up at the girl's house and she takes her to the dinner table where her family is sitting. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. One minute pass and the boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. This continues for 20 minutes and he shows no movement. Finally the girl leans over and whispers"I had no idea you were so religious" The boy whispers back" I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'
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You want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
her miscarriage.
Simply inject poison into your bloodstream to take revenge on those annoying insects.
“The paramedic said he's probably paralyzed for life.”
She’s been dead a few years but I still play with her
because he got hit by a truck
...knee to nose basis...
while looking at their family albums.
Nothing, they all die in school shooting.
"Never mind son." I said, "plenty more whales in the sea."
Kate takes hers out when she has to fuck him...
It was extremely boring. All my character could do was sit there quietly and try not to offend black people.
None, they just wait and expect the white people to do it for them
Hard dogs and police officers
An erection and 10 places to put it.
-the German pedophile
Neither did she!
into an oven, I'm hungry!!
They can’t find the 11 on the phone!
Photoshop - if you're good at it.
The guy with the hydraulic press would kill the baby for free, and he'll do ones that have already been born. He makes a lot of money, everybody loves watching a the compressed fetus goo squeezed out of the dead woman's vagina. The pro-choice finally did admit that abortion was murder, so we are now just the pro-murder movement. We love watching people be murdered by the hydraulic press.
They were having a pillow fight.
I really did not see that coming in "The Empire Strikes Back."
When they get the final solution.
Wongthink
At 69 they blow a rod.
The abortion was planned.
Batman and Batmen
She prefers being called big-boned.
LGBBQ
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