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Why don’t black people show up in the dark on a camera

They don’t want to get caught steeling from your car

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Por qué.

2. Weight watchers declares bankruptcy

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3. When I was young my mom would take me to her yoga classes, but then she’d want to leave early.

So I’d say, “Nah Ma stay!”

4. Breaking News

The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.

5. Why is Voldemort bald?

Store was out of He(a)dwigs.

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7. How can you tell if a planet is a gas giant or not?

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