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1. Two dragons walk into a bar..

One says “it’s hot in here”. The other dragon replies “shut your mouth”

2. A karen walks into a church and demands to see the manager

The pastor tells them how to find Jesus

3. Went to a party dressed as a pair of glasses

Made a complete spectacle of myself

4. There are no canaries in the Canary Islands: just like the Virgin Islands...

... no canaries there either.

5. I was helplessly addicted to soap

But I’m clean now

6. Talent

I’ve been told I have this crazy talent where I can be blackout drunk and not slur at all! It’s When I’m completely sober that I’m racist.

7. I asked my German friend if he knew what √81 was.

He apparently did not.

8. Yo momma's so fat, she gets the group discount when doing a buffet solo

9. Yo mama so dumb, she cooked an alligator in a croc pot.

10. Hookers don’t fart

They let out little prosti-toots

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