At school I used to bully the kid who had brittle bone disease.

She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper.

...not happy.

He orders a drink (April fools).

I guess she was out of her habit!

I mean, mostly trials.

Well, at least until the librarian told me to fucking pull it out

“if a hair piece is made of hair, what is a codpiece made of?” _’herring’_ “CORRECT” (this line of questioning brought to you by last night’s dreamscape)

All we had were Spaghetti O’s.

Eclipse it.

Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She heard that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult with him. After a few days of traveling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wise monk. "I have spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to supporting him, taking care of him. And now he left me for a young woman. My life is stolen, and I'm left with nothing. I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he asks: "Is the cookie delicious?" "Yes"- she answers. "Do you want another one?" "Sure, please". The monk look her in the eyes and said "Do you see the problem now?" The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speaks. "I guess human nature is greedy. You got one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's never enough. And nothing lasts forever, anything is impermanence. We should be aware and not disappointed for that". The monk shakes his head "No, I mean you are too fat, you should eat less."