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avatar marzipanmaddox 5 year.ago

To people who say "There were helicopters shooting at people in the Las Vegas shooting, so there were multiple shooters" don't understand common sense

Steven Paddock got a 7 kill streak, and this deployed an attack helicopter. The second helicopter came after he got a 9 kills. You should be grateful he just wanted to shoot people didn't use the Tactical Nuke after he got 25 kills. People talking about conspiracy theories clearly don't understand how kill-streaks work. It was only one guy, he just got the choppers from kill streak rewards.

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