marzipanmaddox 4 year.agoCalifornia Recently voted to make heterosexuality illegal...The press described it as an "Ice cream cone in your back-pocket law" because there were never any heterosexuals in California... California also recently legalized all forms of child molestation... The kids in California were very upset about this law... since those kids were all homosexuals, it turns out they were staunch proponents of their own molestation and themselves predatory child molesters. A unanimous majority from the California Supreme Court issued this Principle Opinion: "If a man molests a small child who is himself an unapologetic and predatory child molester, one must argue this grown man has been in the same right been sexually assaulted by the small child. To argue that one of the two child molesters involved did not enjoy and consent to the child molestation implies that this argument holds true with respect to the other, thus neither party consented to the act. As there is no precedent for mutual rape in which both involved individuals are charged with raping each other, we must concede that no crime has been committed."
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Because the slow ones are in jail.
That isn't funny!
So I said " a psychiatrist"
The Italian plane has hair under its wings.
Because it means at least he's not a rapist.
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Yea that's the joke.
But I think its because she's a vegan now.
Racism has many faces.
Throw a penny off the cliff. How do you get two Jews to jump off a cliff? Tell them the penny is still down there
Show Off!
It only takes one nail to hang the picture
Aspies = people with Asperger's Syndrome.
The anchor
A quarter pounder with cheese!
cop shoots at a flying cockroach but accidentally kills black man instead
So she disabled the cheat codes.
A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it.
Faggocytosis
The white family survives because the kids were in school and the parents were at work.
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet.
At least they're still born
It's called The Voices.
Because that’s the closest I can get to a slave these days
-Ate an 8 year old sausage -Drank 10 year old cream -Ate 9 and 11 year old buns
it's nice to see he's finally found somebody.
An explanation a black man gives to his boy about where he's been.
Probably cocaine
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