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What is the favorite festival of an orphan child? NeverSEEa my parents

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1. I was trying to find out what cheese made the best adhesive.

Turns out: mozzarella sticks!

2. Food

I was really hoping no fast food item would call my phone but then, onion rings.

3. I had a stock of perfumes which I planned to sell for $100 per bottle, but since people weren't buying it I had to sell them for half the price.

I made only 50 per scent.

4. What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You play a fiddle with your shoes off.

5. How do you change a petunia into double petunia?

A petunia is like a begonia. A begonia is a kind of sausage. A sausage and battery is a crime. Monkeys crime trees. Trees a crowd. The rooster crowd and made a noise. The noise is between the eyes. The opposite of eye is nay. Horses neigh. Horses have colts. If you go to bed with a colt, you'll wake up with double petunia.

6. I opened a bank account specifically for money I spend at Ikea

It's my Hej fund

7. My girlfriend asked me how I view lesbian relationships

I said: usually in HD

8. What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

9. Why do men name their dicks?

Because they don’t want a stranger making 90% of their decisions.

10. Whose punch was the deadliest? Some say Ali, some say Frasier, some say Foreman.

Me? I'm going with Jim Jones.

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