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5 year.agoSon: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter." Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't your father!"
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Read lips.
Their T-Thirt (teeth hurt).
He Dwayne's his Johnson.
He worked it out with a pencil
Do I have free whale?
I was not born yesterday!
Thats pretty Eggotistical of you
"Barf Barf!"
You could say he had a leg up.
Because Rock beats scissors.
Nothing. He was gladiator.
Orzo I’ve been told…
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No whey Jose
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You go on a head, ill hang around right here
Rose, again.
It's my false-etto voice.
A Moo-rine Biologist.
He hits a gnome run
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Their chateau.
Yeah, they wanted a system of Czechs and Balances.
They'll always live well.
They put an apron
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I gave her a hug
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